Army/Navy Game Analysis

We begin the 113^th Army/Navy Week, the last pure amateur sporting event left in America; with our version of: “It’s a Wonderful Life.”

The Jimmy Stewart-Donna Reed classic, is a must watch during the Christmas season, and the following story; of taking my old man to the game, will be the annual lead into our analysis.

Here it is:

On December 7, 1963, at the age of 11, some two weeks after the assassination of President Kennedy, I watched my first college football game.

It was the Army/Navy game, which featured Navy’s Heisman Trophy winner, QB Roger Staubach.

I watched with my dad, in the living room on the top floor of our Dorchester three-decker.

We watched on a black and white Philco television, and even though the “old man,” was World War II Army, I was rooting for Navy.

It was a spine-tingling and controversial ending, with the Midshipmen hanging on for the 21-15 victory, as time ran out with Army perched on the Navy one yard line.

It began a life long love affair with the game of college football, in which, I remain involved, by writing an on-line newspaper column, and as a Heisman Trophy voter.

But for me, the significance of the Army/Navy Game has much deeper roots.

My dad passed away a shade over 11 years ago, and four years before his demise, in the spring of 1998, he experienced a “mini” stroke, which made me realize that this 75 year old guy wouldn’t be around forever.

It was that realization, which put my plan into action.

I would surprise my dad, by taking him to witness the classic first hand, sort of a “full-circle” journey.

It was to be a one day whirlwind excursion.

I made the airline reservations, but now I needed some tickets.

Not just any seats, but something good, especially for a guy in his mid-seventies.

I called my pal, Bill Brett, the former great photographer of the Boston Globe.

I asked Bill, if he would ask the late sports columnist Will McDonough, if he would ask his son Sean, who at the time was working at CBS Sports, and calling the game, for help securing some tickets.

They all came through, and I picked up the tickets at the will-call window in an envelope marked; CBS Sports. 

The kid at the window proclaimed, “You must be important!” 

Little did he know!

We ventured to our seats, lower level at the old Vet Stadium in Philadelphia, 8 rows up from the rail, 45 yard line; Perfect!

Here we are, sitting around various Naval brass, when after a few minutes, my father, a former Army corporal looks at me and says, “Are you sure we are in the right seats?”

Translation: How could a nitwit like you, pull off seats like these!

We had a great day watching, what was, at the time, (since surpassed) the highest scoring contest in the rivalry; a 34-30 Army victory.

On the plane ride home, just as we were about to take off, the old man leaned in again and said, “In case I forget, I want to thank you.”

For a WW II father, that simple statement is like War and Peace.  He passed away three years later.

That’s why the game is my version of a Christmas story.

Army vs. Navy (Ch.4, 3 p.m. – Philadelphia) This is the first time since the Administration of W (2005) that the Commander-In-Chief’s Trophy will be awarded to the winner.

In the last decade, it has been rough seas for the Cadets, as the Midshipmen have sailed to a record; 10 consecutive victories.

The triple-option is the operative choice for both teams, and there will be more sleight of hand, than a Houdini show, or a New York pickpocket in Macys, on the last shopping weekend before Christmas.

The Sons of Roger Staubach averaging 285 yards rushing are commanded by freshman QB Keenan Reynolds, with assists from tailbacks: Gee Gee Green, and Noah Copeland.

When the Middies take to the air, a rarity, (Navy is 3^rd from the bottom in passing) wideout Brandon Turner is an effective chain mover.

The D, featuring backers; Keegan Wetzel (13.5 tfls – 6 sacks), and Matt Warrick, isn’t stellar, but ranks a respectable 36^th in points allowed; surrendering 23 a game.

[Note: Navy’s team has a Middie, with what may be the best name to have ever matriculated through the Academy: Wave Ryder, a safety, who is from, where else; Hawaii!]

The good news for the Black Knights of the Hudson, who are last in passing, is that they lead the nation in rushing: grinding out 369 yards a game.

Unfortunately for the Cadets, its D is a bottom feeding second worst in attempting to stop the opposition’s runners.

Army marches behind its stellar QB, Trent Steelman (16 rushing TDs – over 1100 yards), who along with tailbacks; Raymond Maples, and Larry Dixon, have combined for a shade under 3000 yards.

The Army albatross is a colander defense, which would make George Patton apoplectic. These goldbrickers featuring backer Nate Combs (12 tfls – 6 sacks), and tackle Robert Kough, allow an abandon ship total of; 37 points a game.

In what we believe will be a very competitive game, the Commander-In-Chief Trophy returns to Annapolis, as Navy, Anchors Aweigh with its eleventh consecutive victory.

 

Last week:  4-1                                                          Season record:  51-19.

Well another season in the books!  Thanks to all for reading – it was fun!!  Stay well, Merry Christmas, Peace, and listen to the music.  PK

Recap Week 14

On January 7, Alabama plays Notre Dame for the National Championship.

Let the breathless hype begin.

 This game will be dissected more closely than O.J.’s bloody glove, or Elizabeth Warren’s heritage.

The glamour pairing carries the same heft as; DiMaggio and Monroe, Bogart and Bacall, Mick and Keith, or Ara and the Bear.

In fact, greatest game I ever watched: ’73 Sugar Bowl, New Year’s Eve; 24-23 ND over Bama, Ara vs. Bear, for National Championship.

Unfortunately, for the Irish faithful, this particular dream could turn into a horror show.

The ground force of Alabama’s firepower was on roaring display in the second half of the SEC Championship Game.

The Tide rolled for 350 punishing rushing yards in its 32-28 comeback victory over Georgia.

In fact over the last five years of its run, when Alabama, under Saban, rushes for at least 150 yards, its record is an eye-popping: 48-0.

That will be the test for Notre Dame.

Can the Irish front seven, led by its Heisman candidate, linebacker Manti Teo, penetrate the seemingly impenetrable and All-America laden, Bama offensive line?

St. Nick’s Tuscaloosan Titans, are also trying to become the first team to win consecutive titles since the Nebraska teams of Tommy Frazier in 1994,’95.

Speaking of Nebraska, yikes, it’s time for the Administration to take a serious look at Coach Bo Pelini.

His Cornhusker team was shredded by the Badgers of Wisconsin, allowing more than a point a minute, in its 70-31 drubbing.  Double Yikes!

And no, this wasn’t a basketball game; it was for a spot in the Rose Bowl.

Wiscy ran for a Jaw-dropping 539 rushing yards, as the once revered “Black-Shirts” D, was reduced to a bunch of slow footed players, sporting, not eye black, but black eyes.

The Lincoln nightmare occurred against a team with 5 losses, and one whose offense ranked a less than mediocre; 84^th in the nation.  Mind boggling!

It has been 13 years and counting, since Nebraska football last captured a Conference Championship, and with Ohio State coming off probation, the future is grim.

As for Husker Coach Bo Pelini, who once again “apologized” for his team’s no-show, he may be on the clock next year.

But in all honesty, this wasn’t just a no-show, it was an AWOL by the coaching staff.

In contrast, congrats to QB Tino Sunseri, and tailback Ray Graham of the Pitt Panthers for punching its ticket into a bowl game after its; 27-3 victory over South Florida.

After its first two games, Pitt was 0-2, including a loss to a Division 1AA team, and looked like one of the worst teams in the nation.

Under the tutelage of first year head man; Paul Chryst, the Panthers bounced backed impressively, allowing its two classy seniors the opportunity to wear the Pitt uniform one more time.

Good for them!

Finally it was once again: “Sorry Charlie,” for old friend, and KU coach, Charlie Weis as his sorry Jayhawks (1-11) were eviscerated by West Virginia; 59-10.

Kansas has now lost 20 consecutive conference games and 20 in a row to Division 1 opponents.  YIKES!!

That’s a record of ineptitude that could challenge Mass drug lab chemist; Annie Dookhan.

Here’s hoping that BC will do the right thing and look across the river at Harvard’s Timmy Murphy for its next football coach.

That’s it from cyber space.  We’ll be up and running with the last regular game of the season, our favorite: Army/Navy on Wednesday night, as well as the results of my Heisman ballot.

Until Then, Peace, and listen to the music.  PK

Analysis Week 14

We begin this week with at tribute to a coaching legend.

His name is John Gagliardi, and this 86 year old northern icon, just retired, after 60 years as the head man of St. John’s, a Division III school in Minnesota.

He is America’s all-time winningiest college football coach: 489-139-11, eclipsing Grambling’s Eddie Robinson. 

He is also the first active coach to be inducted into the College Football Hall of Fame – 2006.

Here are some of his fanciful and eccentric coaching techniques:

No practicing if there are too many gnats. (Sounds reasonable to me.)

He also had his famous list of; “No Rules.”

He did not allowing tackling during practice. He had no team captains, or cheerleaders.

He never used a whistle, and players had strict orders to call him John, instead of coach.

“I eliminate the unnecessary, and I think almost everything is unnecessary,” he said.

He was 26 years old when his hired at St. John’s.  The outgoing coach, Johnny “Blood” McNally, left with these parting words for the 4-time championship coach;

“Nobody could ever win at St. John’s.”  He obviously didn’t know John Gagliardi.

On this final weekend of college football, let’s see which teams need some more practice tackling, and which, swarm the opposition, like a bunch of voracious gnats.

No. 2 Alabama vs. No. Georgia SEC Championship – (Ch.4, 4 p.m.) Atlanta, Georgia 

In the South, the stakes of this de-facto semi-final are almost as important as a NASCAR race at Atlanta Motor Speedway.

The winner, punches its ticket into the National Championship Game against Notre Dame, and will give the SEC the opportunity to capture its seventh consecutive national title.

The Tide is directed by its Heisman contending QB, A.J. McCarron (25 touchdown passes – 2 interceptions), who operates with the precision of a Syrian bomb detonator.

The nation’s second most efficient passer leans heavily on a pair of road-runners: Eddie Lacy, and T.J. Yeldon, who have combined for; 1867 yards and 24 TDs.

When this dart thrower goes aerial, wideouts; Amari Cooper, and Kevin Norwood, are big play chain movers.

It is also a good idea to strike first against the Tide.

Alabama has out scored opponents by a jaw dropping first-half seasonal total of; 320-54.

But it has been the play of the D, which sends shivers down the spine of offensive coordinators.

St. Nick’s (Saban) Houndstooth Hatters defends its territory, better than the Israeli Army.

These top rated Tuscaloosan Titans, led by backers C.J. Mosley, and Trey Depriest, are the nation’s stingiest eleven (9 pts.), and have allowed a Scrooge-like total of; 111 points.

Or, about the amount of points West Virginia gives up in a game and a half!

In Athens, the Dawgs have shown so well, they should be invited to the Westminster Show in Madison Square.

These Sons of Vince Dooley, mush with its lead dog, All-America caliber QB Aaron (30 touchdown passes – 7 interceptions) Murray, the nation’s pass efficiency leader.

He wideouts Malcolm Mitchell and Tavarres King are as consistently reliable as hearing; “Happy Holidays,” at the local mall.

The starry QB also has the luxury of mixing in a pair of scintillating freshman tailbacks; Todd Gurley and Keith Marshall, who have combined for over 1800 yards, and 22 TDs.

The solid D, fires behind its All-America backer Jarvis Jones (19.5 tfls – 10.5 sacks), and his partner Alec Ogletree, but will need to be almost perfect against Bama.

In a game that will have more hits than a Beatles Catalogue, or a Paris Hilton video, we think Saban, rolls the Tide on a path toward its second consecutive championship.

No.17 UCLA at No. 8 Stanford (Fri. FOX, 8 p.m.) – Pac-12 Championship

In January of 1832, New York Senator William Learned Marcy, stood on the floor of the US Senate and uttered this memorable phrase: “To the victor, belong the spoils.”

In this championship tussle, the victor earns a spot in the “Granddaddy of them all,” the Rose Bowl, while spoiling the season for the other.

And in the “bizzaro” world of college football, these teams will be meeting for the second time in six days, just at a different campus stadium location.

UCLA Coach Jim Mora has brought a long missing discipline to the Westwood campus, and in doing so, has made Bruins football, once again relevant, in the City of Angels.

The director of this renaissance, is r-shirt freshman QB, Brett Hundley (26 touchdown passes – 10 interceptions-8 rushing), who has played with a surfer’s coolness.

The talented kid is assisted by the nation’s ninth leading rusher, Jonathan Franklin, and his All-America tight end sky scraper (6-7, 258), Joseph Fauria, has hauled in 11 TDs.

The D, led by its bone crushing end Anthony Barr (19 tfls – 12 sacks), and backer Eric Kendricks, shows occasional flashes, but still struggles mightily defending the pass.

For the first time in its history, the Cardinal has won at least 10 games in three consecutive seasons.

Coach David Shaw changed the entire team dynamic, three weeks ago, when he made a QB change, handing the keys to Kevin Hogan.

The young maestro (8 touchdown passes – 3 interceptions), is assisted by his bruising tailback, Stepfan Taylor (over 1300 yds. 11 TDs), and an All-America caliber tight end; Zach Ertz.

But the bedrock of the Boys on the Farm has been a defense that is tougher to penetrate than the posse surrounding Justin Bieber.

The nation’s 11^th stingiest (16 pts.) is spearheaded by a trio of disrupting backers: Shayne Skov, Chase Thomas, and Trent Murphy.

This group leads the nation in stoning runners (2.5 yds. a carry), and sacking the quarterback, averaging over 4 QB captures a game.

In the rematch, we thing the spoils are awarded to the Cardinal, who earn a primo spot in the Rose Bowl parade.

No. 19 Northern Illinois vs. No. 18 Kent State – MAC Championship – (Fri. ESPN2, 7 p.m.) Detroit

The winner may earn a spot in a BCS game.

And don’t be surprised if both coaches; NI’s Dave Doeren, and KS’s Darrell Hazel are leading other teams next season.

The Huskies, who have won eleven in a row, are directed by the best player no one knows.

In fact he may be more anonymous than our pal the SRD, also known as; John “Rothstein” Collins.

His name is Jordan Lynch, and this Heisman worthy QB, the nation’s fifth leading rusher, and 12^th most efficient passer, has accounted for 39 touchdowns.

The conductor of the nation’s twelfth highest scoring eleven (40), is assisted by tailback Akeem Daniels, and a 1000 yard, 11 TD receiver; Martel Moore.

The country’s fifteenth stingiest (17pts) D, led by disruptors, end Alan Baxter (10.5 tfls-9 sacks), and backer Tyrone Clark, isn’t spectacular, but solid in all phases.

The Golden Flashers have been golden.

Kent State winners of ten straight, are having the finest football season in its 90 year history.

A victory gives the; “Little Engine that could,” its first MAC Title since George McGovern was at the top of the national Democrat ticket in; 1972.

[McGovern conjures up the image of the famous bumper sticker: Nixon 49, America 1]

The Flashers one dimensional attack – Kent State is 111^th in passing- relies on the legs of a pair of free flowing tailbacks.

Dri Archer (9.6 yds. a carry) and his partner, Trayion Durhan, have combined for a jaw-dropping 2513 yards and 28 touchdowns.

When QB Spencer Keith (11 touchdown passes – 7 interceptions) goes aerial, the aforementioned Archer, Josh Boyle and Matt Hurdle are principle targets.

Archer is also a hidden yardage assassin, leading the nation in kickoff returns, averaging close to 40 yards a touch.

The D, featuring tackle Roosevelt Nix (14 tfls – 5.5 sacks), and backer Luke Batton, struggles defending the pass (111th) which is not a good recipe against the Huskies.

Unlike McGovern in ’72, we think the Huskies flash the victory sign to the Flashers.

No. 14 Nebraska vs. Wisconsin – BIG Ten Championship – (FOX, 8p.m.) Indianapolis To Paraphrase the Allman Brothers classic; “One Way Out,” Wisconsin “back doored” into this game.

The Badgers finished third in the Leaders Division, but won this lottery courtesy of the bowl bans directed at Penn State and Ohio State.

The Wiscy attack revolves around its All-America tailback Montee Ball, the all-time NCAA touchdown maker (79), and his partner James White.

This Mad-Town duo, has accounted for over; 2200 yards, 26 touchdowns, and can batter a defense, like Sandy, battered the Jersey Shore.

Senior QB Curt Phillips (4 touchdown passes -1 interception) is the third Wisconsin signal caller, and when he connects, wideout Jared Abbrederis (head injury – will play), can be a glue fingered acrobat.

The nation’s 17^th stingiest D, led by backers Chris Borland (hamstring – will play) and Mike Taylor (14 tfls), force teams to work for every yard.

After being pummeled by Ohio State in the first weekend in October, Nebraska Coach Bo Pelini issued his team a challenge; “WIN OUT!”

And win out they have, as the Huskers riding a six game winning streak, are trying to win its first conference championship since Bill Clinton was sneaking White House desserts; 1999.

Dual-threat QB Taylor Martinez (21 touchdown passes – 8 interceptions – 8 rushing), and 1000 yard tailback Ameer Abdullah, are the diesels behind the eight best rushing attack.

[Note: tailback Rex Burkhead (knee) will also see playing time.]

When the scrambler takes to the sky, wideouts Kenny Bell, and Quincy Enunwa, are comforting ports in the storm.

The D behind disrupting end Eric Martin (16 tfls – 8.5 sacks), and backer Will Compton, aren’t vintage Black Shirt, but have become much more cohesive during the streak.

We like the Huskers, by a nose,  to capture its first conference championship.

Pitt at South Florida (ESPN2, 7 p.m.) We selected this game instead of the woeful ACC Championship Game; (6-6 Georgia Tech versus Florida State), because we think this is a better story.

Pitt started the season 0-2, including a loss to a Division 1AA team, and literally looked like one of the worst teams in the country.

But since then, newly minted Coach Paul Chryst has given the faithful a glimpse of what the future may look like.

If Pitt wins its final regular season game in the Big East, it will go bowling.

If that should happen, it would be a great sendoff to a pair of classy seniors; QB Tino Sunseri, and tailback Ray Graham, who have battled through injuries, and unnecessary, and absurd, coaching changes.

These kids are the epitome of Pitt toughness, and perseverance, and are deserving of wearing the Panther uniform for one more game before graduation.

The improving offense is directed by Sunseri (18 touchdown passes – 2 interceptions) who is riding the nation’s longest streak of 245 passes, without a pick.

The talented Graham, 52 yards shy of 1000, and his sidekick, freshman tailback Rushel Shell, are the pistons in the Panther attack.

When Pitt’s field general airs it, wideouts; Mike Shanahan, and Devin Smith are capable of making Ringling Brothers worthy catches.

The D led by tackle Aaron Donald (14.5 tfls-4.5 sacks), and backer Shane Gordon, is in the top 25 in almost every category, allowing 21 points a game.

Unlike his dad, the Bulls faithful will not be erecting a statue to Coach Skip Holtz anytime soon.

In fact, Skip may be forced to skip town, when the USF debacle of a season comes to a merciful end on Saturday evening.

South Florida is a bottom feeding 98^th in scoring (22 pts), and third from the bottom in turnover margin; minus-15, a statistic that will not win you many games.

QB Matt Floyd (0 touchdowns – 2 interceptions) is filling in for injured starter B.J. Daniels.

The newbie leans heavily on tailback Demetri Murray, and when he connects, wideout Andre Davis is a comforting sight.

The D led by tackle Cory Grissom and backer Sam Barrington is equally inefficient, particularly defending against the pass.

In Pitt’s Big East Last Hurrah, it’s a toast to Sunseri, and Graham, as the Panthers go bowling on.

 

Last week’s record: 5-0                                      Season record: 47-18.

 

PS:  This is the last full report of the season.

We’ll be back next week with my favorite; Army/Navy, and how I voted in the Heisman.

Thanks to all for reading, and commenting.  As always, it was a blast for me. 

Until we meet next year, stay well, Peace, and listen to the music.  PK

Finally, dare I say; “Merry Christmas!!”

Recap Week 13

In South Bend, Touchdown Jesus has his hands stretched a little higher.

A Golden Age, long thought past, has returned to the Golden Dome campus, as the Irish punched its ticket into the National Championship Game with its: 22-13 win over USC.

It is also the fifth time that a third year Notre Dame Coach will play for the title: Frank Leahy in ’47, Ara Parseghian ’66, Dan Devine ’77, Lou Holtz ’88, and now Brian Kelly, the previous four all returned home champions.

It has been a remarkable odyssey for this gritty bunch of Domers, led by its inspirational backer, and Heisman contender; Manti Te’o.

Before the start of the season, ND was a 90-1 shot to make it to Miami, and most experts felt, with its daunting schedule, that an 8-4 record would be cause for celebration.

Now nothing short of a national title will fully satisfy the Notre Dame Faithful. 

Who knew?!

In Aggie-land, Home of the Twelfth Man, it was once again the “Johnny Football” show.

QB Johnny Manziel, led Texas A&M to its tenth win in its boffo SEC (6-2) debut.

No freshman has ever won the award, but no sophomore had ever won it until Tim Tebow did it in 2007, and the kid is definitely Heisman worthy.

Freshman/smeshman, his SEC numbers: 4600 yards of offense, over 3300 yards passing, over 1000 yards rushing, and 43 TDs; screams; Most Outstanding Player in America. Period!

In Raleigh, North Carolina, it was the tale of Boston College coaches, and the predictable result, was another loss for the Eagles.

BC closed out its woeful (2-10), 2012 campaign, its worst since 1978, with its fourth straight loss; a 27-10 defeat to Tom O’Brien’s (7-5) Wolfpack, who also had a disappointing season.

It is expected, that this was the last game in the Frank Spaziani era, and it may well have been the last game for Tom O’Brien who is rumored to be on the chopping block.

As we have written many times; all BC has to do is look toward Cambridge, and the Football Offices of Harvard Coach Tim Murphy, for its next head man.

He has won everything there is to win in the Ivy League. 

Before Harvard, he was the youngest Division 1 coach in America, leading Cincinnati to an 8-3 record before coming to H some 19 years ago.

He understands the blending of academics and athletics, has an innovative offensive mind, recruits nationally, will win, and most importantly, won’t use the job as a stepping stone, as so many have previously done.

But you have to ask yourself, outside of hiring Jerry York, when does BC ever do the right thing?

In the bizarre world of college football, Stanford defeated UCLA 35-17, and next Friday the same two will face off, this time in Palo Alto for the Pac-12 Championship and a spot in the Rose Bowl.

In Columbus, the Urban renewal project finished way ahead of schedule.

Urban Meyer’s Buckeyes closed out its undefeated season in style; as a 26-21 victory over its arch-rival Michigan.

In this classic rivalry, arguably the nation’s best, the college football world said goodbye to one of the country’s most scintillating players; senior QB/TB Denard Robinson.

The kid walks away with a movie full of and jaw dropping highlights, and the best part; he did it with the utmost class.

Finally some WAC and the MAC love.

In Logan, Utah, Coach Gary Anderson’s Utah State Aggies, won a school record 10^th game, and captured its first outright WAC title since FDR was playing poker in the White House in 1936.  Good for them!!!

In Kent, Ohio, the Golden Flashers of Kent State won its 10^th in a row, finishing its best season since the days of Warren Harding, making Coach Darrell Hazell a very hot commodity.

Don’t be surprised if Hazell gets a call from new BC Athletic Director Brad Bates.

And finally, some Hiesman love to Northern Illinois QB Jordan Lynch, who has led the Huskies to 11 straight victories.

The dual-threat QB has rushed for over 1600 yards, and 16 TDs, while throwing for 23 touchdowns, as the Boys from DeKalb have won a remarkable 16 consecutive MAC games.

Coach Dave Doeren should be another guy the Boston College must call list.

That’s it from cyber space, we’ll be up and running with our final analysis Wednesday night.  Until then, Peace, and listen to the music.  PK

Analysis week 13

We begin this drum stick weekend, the last full card of the season, with a turkey.

No, it’s not what is about to follow, but about former Coach Lee Corso of ESPN fame, who once used a live bird to pluck an opponent.

On Thanksgiving Day in 1969, 3 months after Woodstock, Corso took his Louisville Cardinal football team to Tulsa, to face the heavily favored Golden Hurricanes.

“The team needed a mascot to rally around,” said the coach.

So Corso put a turkey on a leash.

“Everybody had to pat it at the pregame meal,” recalled ESPN’s Tom Jackson, a Cardinal defensive star.

The turkey charged out on the field with the team, and that’s when Corso told the team about the bet.

If Louisville lost, the Tulsa coaches would get to eat the new mascot.

Late in the game, and nursing a lead, Corso called a time out to remind his defense that a life was at stake. 

“We’ll hold them,” shouted the D, and they did, carrying Corso, and the turkey, off the field in celebration.

This weekend let’s see which teams deserve the bird for its poor play, and which utilize the wishbone, and stuffs itself by gobbling up another victory.

No. 1 Notre Dame at No. USC (Ch.5, 8 p.m.) Not even Touchdown Jesus saw this coming.

Before the start of the season, the odds, that the Irish, on the last week of the season, would be ranked at the top, were longer, than spotting Mitt Romney sitting at the bar at the Eire Pub, munching on a pastrami sandwich.

Coach Brian Kelly has performed this minor miracle, utilizing a D, which is tougher than Hilary Clinton, or the Israeli secret police.

This bunch, ranked sixth overall, stones runners, and overall, has more impressive numbers than the size of Tom Menino’s hospital bill.

ND is tied with Alabama for the fewest points surrendered (10) per game, and tops in the nation in fewest touchdowns (11) allowed, proving it can play against anyone.

The soul of the team, is its attacking front seven, led by All-America, and Heisman contending backer, Manti Te’o, with a strong assist by end Stephon Tuitt (12.5 sacks).

The improving offense (27 pts.), is directed by QB Everett Golson (11 touchdown passes – 5 interceptions), with assists from tailbacks; Theo Riddick and Cierre Wood.

When the dual threat QB goes aerial, tight end Tyler Eifert, and wideout T.J. Jones, are comforting targets.

USC is a mess.

But for the Men of Troy, who have playmakers all over the field, this is its Super Bowl, and a chance, for a season salvation victory.

Coach Lane “Violation” Kiffin has also been given the kiss of death, verbal support by AD Pat Hayden, but next season the Trojan head man is definitely on the clock.

Without its All-America QB Matt Barkley (shoulder), the tall task of trying to ruin the Irish dream season, will fall on the arm of its talented r-shirt freshman QB; Max Witter.

Fortunately, the kid has the luxury of focusing on a pair of future Sunday wideouts; in game-breakers; All-America Marquise Lee, and his partner Robert Woods.

The nation’s best pairing, has put up Bond-like box office numbers; combining for a jaw-dropping; 173 receptions; 2326 yards, and 24 TDs. 

USC can also move it on the ground with Penn State transfer tailback Silas Redd, and his backfield mate Curtis McNeal.

It’s the D, which has caused a season of agita for the Sons of John McKay.

This group, behind end Morgan Breslin (11.5 sacks), and backer Dion Bailey has been dented more often than the cars of Mass. Hwy. Safety Director: Sheila Burgess.

As we move toward the “everlasting” Christmas season, in the biggest Notre Dame Football game since 1993, we think, the Luck of the Irish continues to shine on the Domers.

[For what it’s worth, Notre Dame is on the cover of this week’s SI.]

No.6 Florida at No. 10 Florida State (Ch.5, 3:30 p.m.) “W” had just been elected (2000), the last time this rivalry game carried such importance.

That was also the last time, both teams, were ranked tenth or higher.

And this year, the intra-state clash, showcases a pair of 10-1 teams, both with suffocating defenses.

The Gators need mucho help, but remain alive for a “long-shot” opportunity to play in the National Championship Game.

The Men of the Swamp have sucked down opponents behind the nation’s fourth rated overall D.

This group, featuring end Sharrif Floyd (10 tfls), backer Jon Bostic, and safety Josh Evans, allows a miniscule 11 points per game, and defends the pass, and run, with equal panache.

On offense, these are not your father’s Spurrier Fun’n Gun Gainesville Flyers.

Florida welcomes the return of its dual-threat QB Jeff Driskel (ankle), which should open up some lanes for its talented pile driving tailback; Mike Gillislee.

Otherwise, the Gators, 79^th in scoring, and a swamp-like, sixth from the bottom, spinning the pigskin, have snoozed out its scoreboard operator by averaging; 25 pts. a game.

The last time the Seminoles had such a formidable season; Bobby Bowden was sporting his oversized straw hat, and spewing “dadgums” on the sideline.

The balanced Tallahassee eleven, averaging 42 points a game, are directed by the country’s seventh most efficient passer, dual-threat E.J. (21 touchdown passes – 6 interceptions) Manuel.

The Galapagos tortoise sized QB (6-5, 238), is assisted by tailbacks; Devonta Freeman, James Wilder jr., and wideout Rashad Greene.

The nation’s top ranked overall D, led by end Cornellius Carradine (10.5 sacks), and backer Telvin Smith, is tops in stopping the run, playing like a vintage Bowden squad.

In a very tough game to get a handle on, SEC vs. ACC, we’ll select, despite the home field advantage, the better league, as the Gators stake its claim for national prominence.

No. 5 Oregon at No. 16 Oregon State (Pac-12, 3 p.m.) The Civil War has seldom been bigger, and that includes Gettysburg.

If the Ducks win, and Stanford loses to UClA, Oregon, with a lot of help, remains alive for a national title shot. 

But a loss here, and it’s simply dead Ducks.

The nation’s second highest scoring team (51pts.) revolves around a pair of Heisman sniffers; tailback Kenjon Barner (over 1400 yards – 19TDs), and dual threat QB Marcus (29 touchdown passes – 6 interceptions) Mariotta.

This lightening duo, along with all-purpose wr/rb De’Anthony Thomas, can score faster than Derek Sanderson in his prime, on and off the ice.

Unfortunately, for the Duck faithful, the D, featuring backers; Kiko Alonso (11tfls), and Michael Clay, has more injuries than a professional rodeo bull rider.

In Corvallis, Beavers Coach Mike Riley has gone from updating his resume, to a certain extension, and a strong; Coach of the Year candidate.

Unlike its counterpart, OSU isn’t flashy, but has won with a solid defense and steady, mistake free play.

Co-QB’s; Sean Mannion, and Cody Vaz, have led the way, with assists from tailbacks Storm Woods, and Terron Ward.

When the signal callers take to the skies, quality big play wideouts; Markus Wheaton, and Brandon Cooks, are primary targets.

The D, led by backer Michael Doctor, and safety Ryan Murphy, stones runners, while surrendering a respectable 21 points a game.

In a hard fought game, it’s not called the Civil War for nothing; the Ducks remain alive, and bounce back with a title clinging win in Corvallis.

No. 11 Stanford at No. 15 UCLA (FOX, 6:30 p.m.) UCLA has already punched its ticket into the inaugural Pac-12 Championship Game, and should Stanford win, it will do the same.

Two weeks ago Stanford Coach David Shaw made a QB change to Kevin Hogan (7 touchdown passes – 3 interceptions), and it has sprouted the Cardinal new wings.

The offensive igniter leans heavily on his starry tailback Stepfan Taylor (over 1200 yds.), and an All-America caliber tight end Zach Ertz.

But it’s the smart kids D, the nation’s 10^th stingiest, which has given Stanford its identity, and is the foundation of the teams success.

The Farm boys attack features a trio of speedy backers: Trent Murphy (15.5 tfls – 8.5 sacks) Chase Thomas (10 tfls), and Shayne Skove.

These guys are never out of position, swarm to the ball, crush runners, and cause more intestinal discomfort, than an undercooked turkey.

In Westwood, newly minted Coach Jim Mora has made Bruins football relevant once again.

The best decision by the Coach of the Year candidate, was to make r-shirt dual-threat freshman QB Brett Hundley (25 touchdown passes – 9 interceptions) the starter.

Mr. California Cool has played with the poise of a senior, with assists from one of the nation’s finest tailbacks Jonathan Franklin (over 1400 yds) and a Himalayan sized (6-7, 258) All-America tight end, Joseph Fauria, who has hauled in 10 touchdowns.

The D, despite the excellence of backer Anthony Barr (18 tfls – 12 sacks), and end Datone Jones (13.5 tfls), remains a work in progress.

In a game that is closer than a Presidential election, we’ll take the Farm Boys to earn the right to face off against UCLA next week for the Pac – 12 Championship.

No. 20 Michigan at No. 4 Ohio State (Ch.5, Noon) Wearing a Ram helmet for his final regular season game, Denard Robinson, and Big Blue, would love nothing better, than to spoil Ohio State’s perfect season.

But it won’t be as a quarterback for the senior legend.

Instead, the nation’s fifteenth best runner, will be weaving, and slicing, from the tailback position.

Two weeks ago, due to an arm injury, Wolverine Coach Brady Hoke was forced to go to backup Devin Gardner, and that move rejuvenated the pedestrian Ann Arbor offense.

It also gave a surge of energy to UM’s field-stretching wideouts; Jeremy Gallon, and Roy Roundtree, who saw their catching numbers exponentially grow.

The bedrock of the Big House eleven is the country’s seventeenth (18 pts.) stingiest D, which is led by a pair of swarming backers; Jake Ryan and Kenny Demens.

In Columbus, the Urban renewal project is way ahead of schedule.

 But thanks to Tatoo-gate, the Buckeyes, despite the possibility of finishing with a perfect season, will not be going bowling.

The Sons of Woody Hayes are directed by its Heisman contending dual-threat QB Braxton Miller, (14 touchdown passes – 6 ints. – 13 rushing) with assists from tailback Carlos Hyde and receivers; Corey Brown, and Devin Smith.

The improving D features a pair of sledge hammer backers; Ryan Shazier and John Simon, who have combined for 30 tfls, and 13 sacks.

In a game that will be tighter than Park Street Station at rush hour, we can make a case for either side, but never underestimate Meyer in a big game; the Buckyes dot the I.

Last week: 2-3                                                                 Season record: 42-18

We will be up and running with our recap on Sunday by noon, until then, Peace, and listen to the music.                   pk

Recap week 12

Wow!!

To paraphrase from the poem; “Casey at the Bat,”

‘When the dust had lifted, we saw what had occurred,

Oregon, and Kansas State, had fallen,

And Notre Dame, yes Notre Dame, was at the head of the herd!’

The Whooping in Waco, a 52-28 beat down by the Baylor Bears over previously undefeated Kansas State.

And the stunning 17 -14 victory by 21 point underdog Stanford in Eugene, over the nation’s highest scoring team Oregon, readmits the SEC into the national title picture.

If Notre Dame can get by a wounded USC team, the Irish will play the winner of the SEC Championship Game between Georgia and Alabama, for the national title.

AMAZING!!!

Its days like Saturday, which reinforce the reasons of why, we think, the college football season is the best of them all.

The results also dramatically shook up the fluid Heisman Trophy race.

The consensus now is that’ it has come down to a two person race: Johnny “Football” Manziel, quarterback of Texas A&M, and Manti-Te’o, linebacker of Notre Dame.

This Saturday night, with maybe the biggest prime-time national television college football audience of all time, it may be Te’o’s to lose.

In LA the king is dead, long live the king!

Led by its newly minted coach Jim Mora, UCLA, in the Rose Bowl, ended five years of frustration, as the Bruins stomped its cross-town rivals 38-28, giving the preseason No, 1 team in the land its 4^th loss.  YIKES!

It gives new relevance to the rivalry, and UCLA football.

And it’s nice to see a class act winning football games in Los Angeles.

And despite its 4 losses, USC Athletic Director Pat Hayden reiterated that Trojan Coach; Lane “Violation” Kiffin, would return next season.

Up at the Heights it was; “deja-vu all over again,” as the Eagles lost in overtime to Virginia Tech; 30-23 dropping them to a last place 2-9.

The game also marked the final home appearance for Coach Frank Spaziani, who most certainly will not return next season. 

God-speed Spaz.

In the Old Friend Department; it was another good day for the teammates from Silver Lake Regional.

Harvard’s Coach, Tim Murphy defeated Yale for a record sixth consecutive time; 34-24,  while Dartmouth took care of its rival Princeton 35-21.

In the wilds of Clemson, Tom O’Brien (formerly at BC) was shellacked by the Tigers 62-48, which dropped the once promising Wolfpack to an unacceptable; 6-5, 3-4.

It puts O’Brien on a coaching seat that is starting to heat up.

In Lawrence, Kansas Charlie Weis stood by helplessly, as he watched his Jayhawks hammered by a mediocre (6-5) Iowa State team 51-13.

It was KU’s (1-10), 20^th consecutive Big-12 loss and the 36^th loss in the last 42 by the woeful Jayhawks, under three different coaches.  Double Yikes!!

Weis who offered to pay the $3 student ticket fee to send the seniors out on a positive note for their last home game, had only a few hundred kids take him up on his offer.

But that is what pathetic coaching, and losing football begets!!

Ohio State went into Madison undefeated, and left the same way knocking of Wisconsin in overtime; 21-14.

But it was a fumble on the goal line by Wiscy’s All-America tailback Montee Ball, only his second in 907 career touches that kept him from owning the all time NCAA touchdown record of 79.

He should capture the record next week.

To one of the nation’s most scintillating players; Michigan’s QB; Denard Robinson, a Big House farewell was in order.

Robby went out in style in his final home game, by playing tailback, and rushing for 98 yards, averaging 7.5 yards per carry, as Meechigan crushed Iowa 42-17.

Robinson is everything that is good about college athletics, and often carried the Wolverines to victory.

That’s it from cyber space, we’ll be up and running with our week 13 analysis Wednesday night, until then, Peace, and listen to the music.     PK

Analysis of Week 12

We begin this Harvard/Yale week; also known as the 129 playing of “The Game,” with a dog.

He goes by the moniker of Handsome Dan.  He is the Yale bulldog, a mascot that traces back to 1889.  And is the first animal mascot in college football history.

The first dog was purchased by a local blacksmith, Andrew Graves for the sum of $5.

His taxidermied body remains on permanent display in the lobby of the Payne Whitney Gymnasium.

Legend has it, according to the Philadelphia press that; “Dan would bark ferociously, and work himself into physical contortions of rage, never before dreamed of by a dog once the command ‘Speak to Harvard’ was given.”

The present Dan and the one who will be in attendance at the Stadium Saturday is; XVII.

This weekend let’s see which teams perform handsomely, and which play so poorly, they are treated like dogs.

Yale at Harvard – The Game (NBCSN, Noon) Over the last decade, “The Game,” has been dominated by the Crimson.

Harvard has won 10 of the last 11, and is currently entertaining a five game winning streak.

This year the rivalry also carries an added intriguing twist.

Newly minted Yale Coach Tony Reno was hired from the Harvard staff last year, making him the first head coach in Bulldog history to go from H to Y.

He also took with him, several of Harvard’s assistants, which didn’t sit very well with Crimson Coach Tim Murphy.

The Johns are a balanced offensive juggernaut; fourth in the FCS, (40 points) in scoring, while passing for over 200 yards, and rushing for over 200 yards per contest.

These Sons of Joe Restic, are directed by senior dual-threat QB, Colton Chapple (22 touchdown passes – 6 interceptions), with assists from tailback Treavor Scales, and wideout Ricky Zorn.

The FCS’s 8^th stingiest D (16 pts.) led by tackle Nnamdi Obukwelu and backer Joshua Boyd, stones runners, but struggles defending the pass.

All one needs to know about the Yale season, is that the “Elis,” due to injuries, are starting its fourth quarterback.

The Bulldogs are now directed, out of necessity, by recent wideout, Henry Forman.

That is the main reason that the Sons of Carm Cozza, are averaging a shocking “single wing” sized total of; 14 points a game.

The converted QB is assisted by tailback Mordecai Cargill, and when he makes a connection, wideout Cameron Sandquist is a primary target.

The 93^rd ranked D featuring backer Ryan Falbo, and safety Collin Bibb, has almost as many issues, as General David Patreaus had late night visits, from his “biographer.”

With the added incentive mixed in, Harvard will take no prisoners, as the football fighting Cantabrigians extends it streak of domination to an even half-dozen.

No.14 Stanford at No.1 Oregon (Ch.5, 8 p.m.)  After last week’s comeback victory, Stanford Coach David Shaw described, “Almost Shakespearean, to a certain degree.”

(Other than the Farm, and maybe Duke, Shakespeare’s name is seldom mentioned when referring to a football game!)

Unfortunately, it could be a Shakespearean Tragedy, when the Cardinal journey’s to Eugene.

The Smart Kids are directed by newly installed QB Kevin Hogan (6 touchdown passes – 2 interceptions), with assists from his 1000 yard senior tailback; Stepfan Taylor.

When the energizing commander goes aerial, All-America tight end Zach Ertz, and wideout Drew Terrell, are chain moving beacons of a pedestrian (29 pts) offense.

The nation’s 12^th stingiest D (17 pts.) led by backers; Chase Thomas, Shayne Skov, and Trent Murphy, is tops stopping the run, but a bottom feeding 99^th against the pass.

The Ducks, who lead the country in scoring (54 pts.) move swifter than a rat at Castle Island, or a group of Kenyans running the marathon.

In fact, these speed of light disciples, have outscored first half opponents by the jaw-dropping aggregate of: 348-90, effectively darkening the hopes of any challengers.

The Sons of Terry Baker are directed by freshman QB, Marcus Mariota (28 touchdown passes – 5 interceptions), who operates with surgical precision, while leading the nation in passing efficiency.

The Eugene dart thrower leans heavily on his Heisman contending tailback, Kenjon Barner, who has rumbled for over 1300 yards and 19 TDs, mostly, in first half duty.

Multi-purpose receiver De’Anthony Thomas, and wideout Bralon Addison, are the primary targets in the equally explosive passing attack.

The D, which has a lot of players in the Mash Unit, leads the nation (19) in interceptions. It is led by tackle Taylor Hart, and backer Michael Clay, and although not considered stellar, it is the best unit in the Kelly regime.

Every student at Stanford knows, there is no chance of slowing something, which moves at the speed of light.

There is no chance to catch the Ducks, who move, to paraphrase Mel Brooks at; “Ludicrous speed.”

No.6 Ohio State at Wisconsin (Ch. 5, 3:30 p.m.) The Buckeyes decision to accept its bowl ban this year, as opposed to last, has cost the Columbus Colossus millions.

In addition, the animosity over recruiting between Wiscy’s Coach, Bret Bielema, and Urban Meyer, makes the Ray Flynn – Tom Menino frost-a-thon, look like a love-in.

The Sons of Hopalong Cassady, are ignited by its Heisman contending QB, Braxton Miller (14 touchdown passes – 6 interceptions -13 rushing), who does his best work with his legs, over 1000 yards.

The leader of nation’s 8^th best ground attack, is assisted by tailback Carlos Hyde, while wideouts Corey Brown, and Devin Smith, are favorite targets.

The D led by backer Ryan Shazier, and end John Simon, stone runners, but is ranked a woeful 97,defending against the pass.

The Badgers have already punched its ticket to the BIG Ten Championship game.

The Boys from Madison may have the best running tandem since the Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote.

The twosome of Montee Ball and James White, have rumbled for over 1800 yards and 24 TDs.

(Note: Ball needs two more touchdowns to eclipse the all-time NCAA record of 78.)

The QB duties have been given to senior Curt Phillips (1 touchdown pass – 0 interceptions), the third signal caller to start under center this season for the Badgers.

The country’s 12th stingiest D (17 pts.) led by backers Mike Taylor, and Chris Borland (hamstring) is solid in all phases.

It’s never easy to go against Wiscy in Mad-Town, but with a better coach, and more dynamic QB, we think the Buckeyes say; “Good-bye Columbus,” to the cheese heads.

No.21 USC at No.17 UCLA (FOX, 3 p.m.) The winner, in this battle for LA, punches its ticket into the inaugural Pac-12 title game.

Overall, it’s been a disappointing, and turmoil filled season, for the Men of Troy, who were once considered national championship timber.

But it seems, wherever Lane “Violation” Kiffin is, trouble follows closely.

The deflated footballs incident blamed on the team manager, is like Claude Rains being “shocked” that gambling was taking place at Ricks Café.  Please!!

Next thing you tell me is that Jesse Jackson Jr., is a crook!!

It’s also been a disappointing season for QB Matt Barkely (33 touchdown passes – 13 interceptions), who was the preseason Heisman front runner.

The Golden Boy has the luxury of focusing on a pair of future Sunday performers; the best wideout pairing in America; All-America Marquise Lee and Robert Woods.

These glue fingered whippets, are open more than Store 24, and have combined for an eye-popping 159 receptions, and 23 touchdowns.

The ground attack is also top shelf, featuring Penn State transfer Silas Redd, and his backfield mate Curtis McNeal, who have combined for over1200 punishing yards.

But the real Trojan Horse has been the USC defense.

This crew, led by sack master Morgan Breslin (9.5), and backer Dion Bailey have displayed more holes than a Big Dig tunnel.

UCLA football is once again relevant in the City of Angels.

The man responsible for that turnaround, is newly minted Coach Jim Mora, who has brought discipline and, more importantly, an infusion of enthusiasm onto the Westwood campus.

The Bruins are led by its future, r-shirt freshman QB Brett Hundley (24 touchdown passes – 9 interceptions), whose is as cool as Steve McQueen on a motorcycle.

The kid leans heavily on the nation’s 6^th best runner Jonathan Franklin, and wideout Shaquelle Evans and Prudential-sized (6-7, 258) tight end Joseph Fauria to move the chains.

The D featuring backers Anthony Barr (11 sacks), and Eric Kendricks ranks 75^th overall, and a dismal103rd defending the pass, the wrong recipe against USC.

UCLA is improving, but we think, in a close game, that the Trojan Horse remains more battle tested, and ultimately forces the Bruins surrender.

No. 25 Kent State at Bowling Green (ESPN3, Noon) The Golden Flashers have been golden.

Kent State, riding an eight game winning streak, is playing its biggest football game, since Richard Nixon was calling plays for George Allen’s Redskins; 1972.

(Note the irony of Kent State with Nixon – “Four Dead in Ohio.”)

A Kent victory clinches the MAC East title, propels them into the MAC Championship Game, and guarantees a bowl invite for the first time in four decades.

The nation’s 15^th best ground attack features a bull and hare combo; Trayion Durham, and Dri Archer, who have scampered for over 2000 yards and 25 TDs.

Archer is one of the country’s most dynamic players; leading the nation in kickoff returns – 40 yards – and is sixth in scoring, averaging 11 points a game.

The supervisor of these yardage churners is QB Spencer Keith (9 touchdown passes – 5 interceptions), who utilizes Archer, and Josh Boyle for his aerial attacks.

The D, behind tackle Roosevelt Nix, and backer Luke Batton, is about as stout as the head of a badly poured Guinness.

The Falcons are flying, having won 6 straight, and with a victory, will be in control of its own destiny.

But unlike the Flashers, Bowling Green strength is suffocating defense, deadlier than a rap concert at the Strand Theatre.

The country’s sixth ranked D, and 9^th stingiest (15 pts.), is led by its sack maestro tackle Chris Jones (11.5), who has also rung-up 17 tackles for losses.

The offense commanded by QB Matt Schilz (10 touchdown passes – 6 interceptions), tailback Anthon Samuel, and receiver Chris Gallon, does just enough (23 pts.)to give its D a breather.

We think the curse of Milhous catches up with the Flashers, as the Falcons of Bowling Green, in a close one, finds a way to win.

(Don’t be surprised if both of these coaches; Kent State’s Darrell Hazell, and BG’s Dave Clawson, get interviewed for the BC job.)

 

Last week: 4-1                                                            Season record: 40-15

Be sure to read our recap which will be up and running Sunday at noon, until then Peace, and listen to the music.             PK